Sadly, this piece of fiction received too many accolades and therefore has been removed so I can shop it around to magazines. My publishing a piece for free on the web longterm can really destroy its chances in the magazine market.
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Felicity Shoulders.
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Like this.
Funny stuff.
Re: Like this.
Oh no! When you like things I have to take them down and start shopping them around to magazines :P
Woohoo!
I love it!!! Please take it down forthwith and commence with the magazine-shopping.
Lovely
Quite enjoyable. Can easily see that in a magazine or a short story collection.
re: Lovely
I tried to make a silly little thing for here…guess only serials are safe to stay up forever!
Speaking of which, Grey City part 18 should be up within the next week or so. :)
Additional note
Ryan feels this version lacks one of the charms of the original one-paragraph version, because it fails to contain repeated instances of the word “burninate.”