10. Ashamed of only having pumped own gas once in lifetime.

9. Mild winters may mean less shed cat hair come spring.

8. ‘Schwarzenegger’ 23% funnier name than ‘Kulongowski’.

7. Pretty geology.

6. Left movie Zodiac convinced of Bay area’s beauty and Zodiac killer’s current deadness.

5. Easier access to Pacific Ocean.

4. 42% more history per square mile.

3. Recommended by favorite living poet.

2. Dream job for favorite working programmer.

1. Anxious to be awake during an earthquake.

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I’m in the Santa Clara area until the 23rd visiting Bob, who works for the other search engine. Give me an email (amanda at kepley.us) if you’d be interested in meeting up.

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