OHMIGOD OHMIGOD BEST MOVIE EVER.

I thought, “LA-DEE-DAH, I shall go to this movie, because it promises to be… diverting, as do so many of these DROLL pictures from the jolly old beans at Pixar Pictures. And mayhap it shall even tickle my fancy for stuper-heroics!” But, fair people, I WAS WRONG!

This movie was not diverting, it was 135 minutes of sheer unearthly bliss. My face hurts from smiling. I was so enthralled at one point my dear friend grizelda thought I was seriously worried for a character’s wellbeing. This movie managed to be both desperately endearing and cuuuuute whilst incorporating mid-boggling acts of sheer badassery. The animation was gorgeous (the hair! the fire!), the voice acting was splendiferous (if I didn’t have my own mommy to be my mommy, I’d want Holly Hunter to be my mommy!), and there was this part with this little funny lady who designed super suits - HA! - and there was Samuel L. Jackson bein’ a stuperhero - heeee! - and there were heartwarming lessons about how some people are just special, and about capes, and there were ‘SPLOSIONS and AEROPLANES and power feats and geekery and acts of cuteness and…and…just GO! GO! NOW!

Bottom line: Why are you still here? Weren’t you listening? Best. Movie. EVER! 10 out of 10! Explosions! Funnies! Kidlings! SUPERHEROES! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!