Wonko, human information sieve, informs me that the next Batman movie, directed by the chappy behind Batman Begins, “may very well star Johnny Depp as the Joker and Rachel Weisz as Harley Quinn”. And you see, this is the trouble with movie rumors. Because right now, my little Harley-lovin’, Gotham Girl heart is full of gladness and a wee artificial springtime. And at any moment, the studio could put Joel Schumacher back, write Harley out, make Johnny Depp play the Mad Hatter as secondary villain, and have the main villain be a giant robotic spider (because, as you know, spiders are the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom.) Sometimes I wish I didn’t love movies — because you never know when they’re going to love you back.