On forks and phantom pain

Thursday August 12, 2004 @ 04:28 PM (UTC)

I have swallowed the tip of a tine of a fork which was made of transparent plastic. Will it reave, will it puncture and cleave? Destroy my entire system gastric? Will I survive, will I live, will I thrive, or will the outcome be both dire and drastic?

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Re: Dare I Say...

You appear to have dared, sirrah. THERE slap is my gage!

felicity
Thursday August 12, 2004 @ 05:21 PM (UTC)

paranoia runs deep.

into your life it will creep.

sister sledge
Thursday August 12, 2004 @ 05:24 PM (UTC)

Monkey forks

I warned you about those monkey forks. You’re in for it now. Doomed. DOOMED I SAY.

wonko
Thursday August 12, 2004 @ 06:11 PM (UTC)

Re: Dare I Say...

Careful, there, young woman! You also skate near to insulting my dignity!

felicity
Monday August 16, 2004 @ 09:41 AM (UTC)
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