I have to suppress even more stuff now that I’m employed as a crew-member at Queequeg’s Qoffee Qasa than I did in my office jobs...here are a few remarks I did not say over the past week.

“Little girl, you are so cute that you look eerily like an Asian ball-jointed doll!”

“Hi, fellow Queequeg crew member. Your name means ‘sorrow’ in Latin and mine means ‘happiness’ — we should be archenemies and fight to the death!”

And just today…”Here’s your drink…say, the color of your shirt would denote you an archbishop within the Episcopal Church!”

Yes, I do indeed keep myself in check.