and nothing’s happening. work it!

You are so impéshind I had to invent a new spelling of it just for you.

Ooh, I like the new spelling. At first I wondered if it was Welsh. NOW TELL ME WHAT THE FARGIS YOU’VE BEEN UP TO FOR THE LAST WEEK!!!! ;P

Pshaw. If you ever merit a pseudo-Welsh spelling of ‘impatient’, it’d be more like ym’besend.

Oh. You wanted some sort of cohesive narrative? Some form of travelogue? Not disjoint bits of fluff? Now I’m in trouble…

No, fluff is fine. I’m pretty sure you drove to Ashland, saw plays, ate things, shopped, saw more plays, and drove home. And hopefully stopped in to see Grandma. That is the framework; I only want it filled in with the juicy bits wot.