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Marika and the Space Pirates, 5

Monday August 29, 2005 @ 09:22 PM (UTC)

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Boarding pods bloomed along the sides of the transport, and Marika’s lone Lightning screamed down the line. “They’re slavers, Control — they’re using pods. I count twelve…that should be the bunch,” she reported, flicking the yoke back and firing thrusters to slow her ship’s careen and start it back, in the direction it now faced.

She ignored the pods for the moment, slow, short range globes meant only to carry boarding parties and burn new ports through the thick skin of an interplanetary. She peeled away from them and headed straight for the corsair, touching the thrusters at the last minute so that her broad, wing-shaped Lightning came within a yard of the pitted hull of the pirate craft. “That should set every prox alarm in the bridge blazing and squawking…and of course there’s no one there but some old coot, with all the able bodies mustered to capture the crew and tote the sleeping tubes.” She muttered to herself, as she reached the stern of the ship and did another rapid turn, swooping along the lower hull. “Let’s ruin his day some more.” Her forward guns blazed, and the bulbous comm array shattered. She cleared the looming hull and the liner stretched out ahead of her, twelve pods of savage pirates, cut off from their vessel, glistening ripe in the chilly starlight. Her hatch sprang open.

Light flooded in, and the screens of her cockpit were suddenly too faded to see. “M’rika!” called a familiar voice, as she aborted the session with a slightly surly slap of the controls.

“Yes, Temo,” she answered, unfastening herself from the pilot’s seat.

“You do realize that there’s no class tomorrow?”

“Yup.” She reached for the hatch-rungs and pulled herself out into the bright reality of the training center.

“And that there are no training tests for the next month?” the tall, brown-haired boy outside continued.

“Very much aware.”

“And that we have a rare FOUR day holiday? And that even WERE you to squander this golden time on Academy work, you’d be best advised to work on the essay for Laws and Statutes that I happen to know you haven’t even begun?”

“Affirmative on both counts, Cadet Temo,” she said, a rueful smile growing in spite of her.

“And for that matter,” he continued inexorably, “that monkats are not approved cargo for Fed fightercraft?” Pakriti yowled dismissively as he scrabbled up out of the hatch. Temo slid down the ladder from the simulator hatch. “Devotion to your studies is one thing, queen of my heart, but you’re cold-cracked, you are.” He punched at the console at the foot of the simulator. “Pirate Encounter 37A…I didn’t even know there were 37 pirate encounters. Whereas I’m sure YOU don’t know that there are no fewer than 43 dance clubs in the greater Iatrom area, 9 of which are within a free-zone radius of the Academy. Why is this great knowledge not yours? Because you lock yourself in simulator rooms on free nights. You’re a squadron leader, Mri-mri, not a postulant priestess.”

“And my status as squadron leader (of this purely theoretical squadron, I might add) means I should spend less time in sim?”

“No, it means when the rest of us are currently in billet getting pretty for a night out, you should be there. Bonding.

“Much as I hate to admit it, motormouth, you have a point. Of course, it can’t hurt your festive enthusiasm that after a month of sims for me and reckless debauchery for you, you’d still outfly me….”

“But I have no application, no focus, no strategy, no gravitas and no air of command — to quote the latest cadet-reports liberated by our fair Lisiam — which is why I am only a lowly wingman.”

“Lisiam has been rooting about in the staff files again? Temo….you promised me you’d watch her.”

“And I did, every moment. It was most educational, both on the general topic of computer penetration and on the specific matter of our squadron’s reports and status.”

Marika froze and faced her friend, smug and dashing in deep blue civvies. They stood in a glass-walled skybridge between the training and housing nodes, and the night lights of Iatrom were beginning to shine out in the settling twilight. “You saw our squadron status?”

“Indeed I did. Might even remember it, if I strained my brain.”

“Strain it, hotshot.”

“For a kiss?” Temo’s dark eyes danced, but Marika’s raised eyebrow quelled him. “Okay, okay. We’re two points away from flight status.”

“Fiery rings of Heti!” Marika shrieked, and did an impromptu victory dance that defeated Temo’s nonexistant dignity and left him crumpled in laughter. “Hey, wait a second! How long have you known about this, Temo Makasakrites?”

“About an hour. I thought it could wait until we were equipped to toast it properly!”

Marika gave Temo a mock-glower, but it cracked under the combined strain of her own glee and his antic cowering. “C’mon, flirt, let’s go investigate these ‘dance clubs’ of which you speak.”

They raced back to their squadron’s billet, marked with a graceful bird. They had been classmates for five years, a squad for three. Officially, they were the Heron Squadron. Unofficially, they were called ‘The Unpronouncables’. They were Marika Stjärnasdotter, Squad Leader; Temo Makasakrites, wingman/scout; Lisiam Leshaque-Tirnajjes, Control officer; Ferra Natalañosiberos, Control pilot; Gwynhwyfar Dewie, wingman; Tesanee Pichaeronarongsongkram, wingman/scout, and Augustin Kalimanczhel, wingman. For all that, it was merely Lisi, Ferra, Gwen, Pin and Aggie who ambushed their beloved Marika as she pushed the heron-marked door aside and made her way into their cramped but cozy quarters.

Lisi had not only dug up the classified squadron report, but tricked a printer into printing it, and she waved it like a flag…. Ferra threw confetti, Gwen was playing a bombastic rendition of the Federated’s Anthem on the tiny keyboard in the corner, Aggie was pushing an improvised crown onto her head, and Pin, already stunning herself in glistening red that looked as if it had been lacquered onto her, had assembled a gorgeous and rather flashy outfit from the ‘glad rags’ each female cadet had offered as around Marika’s size.

And so, wisely dropping the damning printout in the disint, they swept their newly togged leader out into the hallway, the lobby, and then the sparkling night of Iatrom, alive with sound and celebration as if it too knew their news. They reveled all night, Temo doing seductive dances until they all screamed with laughter, even Gwen, who usually blushed too hard to laugh when Temo began his antics. She danced; Pin danced, to the delight of many an Iatrom youth; they all danced, even Marika, whose body had too long been an instrument only of sparring and war. It was a golden night, combining all the heady liberty of youth with the pride and assurance of accomplished adulthood, and it shone in Marika’s memory.

It still shone so brightly a year later that, with the Lightnings nestled into the belly of the Control ship and all systems go for their first patrol, when she tried to summon the memory of her father, of the pirates, the Jewel of Hades, the bodies wafting into space; all Marika could see was her friends, coruscating in the clubs of Iatrom Central, all hopeful eyes and flashing smiles… and as the Heron Squadron flew together into the stars, Marika smiled.

Copycat

Wednesday August 24, 2005 @ 11:59 PM (UTC)

My Hawai’i pictures are up on Flickr now too…never call me a trendsetter.

Here there be photos.

Mewing madness

Tuesday August 23, 2005 @ 01:56 PM (UTC)

The other day, wonko and I decided that I would borrow [http://photos23.flickr.com/35531559_a42d8e56b1_t.jpg|image|his cat]. I don’t know why. Maybe wonko decided I needed a reality check in the midst of my cat-longings. Maybe he manipulated me into catnapping Qubit so he could get better sleep. Maybe I just wanted a kitty.

At any rate, I set up a litter box, bought a new toy, and transported a whining Qubit to my place, keeping a careful hold on her box as it shifted and tilted with her pacing and squirming. She proceeded to emerge and survey, belly low, sniffing loudly. Eventually, as one might expect, she went to ground under the couch. She only emerged permanently (there were a few sorties) after I sat quietly nearby eating dinner, talked to her a little, and eventually laid down a few treats.

We spent the evening in a leisurely manner, I cleaning and she lying about watching me clean, and when it was time to retire, I left my door open so she wouldn’t feel lost and alone.

I lost a lot of sleep, and finally had to shut her out when she mewed for attention at 5 am…and when I failed to greet her in the morning, she decided to play ‘hide and seek’ in a place I was far too bleary to find, causing me to panic and imagine her dying in some cluttery grave. But for all that, I enjoyed it, and when I went to bed last night, I was sad to know that no silky little pest was going to hop up beside me and touch my hand with her paw, or knead my stomach, or try to balance her butt on my legs, or sing me to sleep with a raucous, rolling purr.

I love you, Qubit.

I can't afford to fall in love.

Friday August 19, 2005 @ 03:13 PM (UTC)

I shouldn’t think about the thrill of movement and sound and accomplishment when I hit a great shot off the tee. I shouldn’t linger pleasurably on the strategic decisions, remember fingering the clubs as if they hold clues. I shouldn’t remember the joy when I was the only one on my team to chip that ball out of that bunker. I shouldn’t remember even the drive into the drink with pleasure, because I made a bold decision and, novice that I am, came only a yard from making it pay off. I shouldn’t warm myself with pride over my improvement over 18 holes.

I always thought golf was a warm-weather disease, endemic in my maternal relatives only because of the pleasure of rambling around outdoors in [It’s the Climate!|text|Grants Pass]. This theory was utterly disproved by the ravenous golf habit of sister sledge’s husband, who lives somewhere with far more annual rainfall than Portland. Since I’d never played, I couldn’t really tell you where the appeal lay, but now I can. It’s in the interplay of mind and body, planning and execution. It’s a very rich, thoughtful sort of sport, one where you can take a little time to do it right. My resistance to its siren song is not improved by an evident genetic predisposition. I keep polishing the impressed words “natural swing” in my mind. How can I resist if it’s my heritage and destiny?

Heaven help me, I even kind of understand Mr. Sledge’s love of golf balls. Words cannot describe my sorrow when my last one emblazoned with a logo I designed went, however gloriously, into the water.

So, where do we go from here? I can’t afford you, golf. You’re expensive, demanding, consuming, and I’ve heard you even make people get up early sometimes. I cannot afford you and your shiny clubs, your sleeves of dimpled darlings, your greens fees and your cart rental. I can’t afford to love you, golf, but I’m not sure, after such a first date, that I can stay away.

Voyages

Thursday August 18, 2005 @ 01:53 AM (UTC)

I am nearing completion on the installment of Marika I mentioned, but I thought I’d say a few words to let the world know I’m back from my trip. I’ve collected a suntan (particularly dark in a few spots on my back where the Bullfrog decided to hop off), lost a mobile phone (curse you, water!) and gathered up some incredible memories.

After some initial nervousness and floundering — you never realize how being an asthmatic allergy-ball all your life gives you a complex about your breathing until you need to learn to breathe a new way or risk breathing really salty disgusting water — I fell in love with snorkeling, like every other member of my immediate family. Okay, perhaps I don’t have it quite so badly as my dad. I wouldn’t get up EARLY to see different fish, and if I saw one of those fins zizzing around, you couldn’t get me in the water if you promised me a sailboat, a pony, and a book deal.

Okay, okay, maybe the book deal would work.

At any rate, snorkeling is frabjus. It’s quick, easy little space-walks into an alien world, one with its own architecture of coral and lava rock, peopled with brightly flashing fish and visited by slow, majestic turtles.

I’m having a devil of a time finding copyright-free pictures of the fishies I saw, and my own inexpert disposable-camera pictures won’t be back for some time (and, of course, some of the interesting fish deliberately waited for the last exposure to reveal themselves.) I saw lots of yellow tangs, reef trigger fishes (also known as humuhumunukunukuapua’a!), and orangespine unicornfishes; I spotted something that looked a lot like a ‘moorish idol’, several delicate threadfin butterfly fishes, bright neon bullethead parrotfishes…and dozens of other kinds upon which my memory and my searches of galleries of beautiful, copyrighted fish images have not yet cooperated. I saw plump sea cucumbers, a flounder settling on the dust and quivering into invisibility…and a four foot-long zebra moray eel, sinuously lurking along the bottom of a rock wall. It was very much worth the sea water in my nose, mouth and throat, the long ritual of the Bullfrog application, and, in one case, the long drive with three miles of one-lane, two-direction road.

I really didn’t spend the entire time snorkeling, I promise. I also saw red peeking out from scars on the surface of an inactive crater on Kilauea — I’ve no doubt they glow at nighttime. I lay at the edge of great black cliffs only a few years old, and watched the play of surf building and expanding a jet-black beach.

Hawai’i is beautiful, if peskily expensive and hard to get around (I think Ryan would have ranted Yosemite Sam-style even if the rental car hadn’t been the saddest little hunk of plastic ever to pretend to vehicledom.) It smells nice, even…and there are things you don’t expect. One of our first nights there, we encountered a small, slender tabby cat — immature, you might guess, but there was assurance in her poise and finished grace in her proportions, and I guessed that perhaps cats, as well as people, used to be smaller, and all the half-wild cats in Hawai’i (if people bring Persians and Russian Blues, they are likely spayed or neutered!) are likely descended from ships’ cats…a guess later borne out by a lovely little marmalade, an ocelot-marked tabby strutting by a patio of diners, and any number of little ones having a very lazy, amicable parliament in the parking lot of one hotel. These are the things I love about travel; the unexpected, the beauty that steals on you unawares, the constant play of curiosity, admiration, speculation and wonder. If we are the sum of our experiences, I have built some new wings onto myself, and I am still wandering about enjoying the novelty…and the view.

Here are a few pictures I took with Ryan’s extra, semi-busted digital camera:

Kohala beach with turtle
Mauni Lani beach — you can see a green sea turtle, veeeery small, in the foreground, resting on the beach.

Kohala beach at sunset
The sun setting over the same beach. Some of the clouds that night looked exactly like those in some Maxfield Parrishes I’ve seen — gave me extra respect for him.

Anaehoomalu Bay sunset
Sun setting over Anaehoomalu Bay.

Anaehoomalu Bay sunset palms
Another shot from the place even locals call ‘A-Bay’.

Halemaumau crater at Kilauea
Halemaumau Crater, Pele’s home, at Mount Kilauea. For most of the 19th century, it was a lake of boiling lava.

That’s it for my pictures for now…a more extensive collection of superior photos may be found in wonko’s stash.

Vay-kay-shun

Saturday August 06, 2005 @ 06:44 AM (UTC)

There is magic in the word! I am running off for a while and leaving you all — I am seeking out the Sandwich Islands and visiting the island from which Kamehameha sprang to conquer the whole of Hawai’i. Huh, I suddenly remember having dreams last night where Jedi Knights had to use Dragonball-Z style ‘awesome turtle fireballs’ against Sith — at least in French, they were transliterated ‘Kamehameha’! Coincidence or eery pop culture reference? You be the judge.

I had hoped to post another piece of Marika for you to chew over whilst I am learning to snorkel. This was, alas, not to be, but rest assured it is half written, and perhaps I shall even finish it from my travels and use some friendly wifi spot to beam it back across the time zones to you here.

Aloha!

Random thoughts

Wednesday August 03, 2005 @ 01:54 PM (UTC)
  • Yesterday was the second night in a row that I started to get undressed only to discover a magnetic pincushion full of pins still attached to my wrist. As I stared down at it, I had a vivid flash of, as a child, laughing at my mom for forgetting she had a pincushion on her wrist when we were going somewhere. I suppose there are worse ways to become like one’s parents!
  • You can enjoy things which aren’t great art. It’s okay. In fact, it’s natural. If people could just accept that just because something isn’t great art doesn’t mean it’s bad, and that saying something they like isn’t great art isn’t a personal insult… why, then, a lot of stuffy people would have more fun and a lot fewer arguments about Harry Potter would occur.
  • As Inspector Pitt’s housemaid skillfully elicited information from said Inspector’s Sergeant by means of freshly baked cake (in my audiobook), I thought that truly, baked goods are man’s downfall. Of course the Bible can’t be literally true. If that Eden story were to be taken AT ALL seriously, Eve would have given Adam apple pie.

Lifelike automata

Friday July 29, 2005 @ 08:18 PM (UTC)

After confusing the voice-recognition system thoroughly enough, I got a vaguely Asian-accented human voice.

“Hello, thank you for calling Gap, could you state your name and home phone number for account verification?”

I did.

“Okay ma’am what can I help you with today?” (Imagine I’ve run all his words together with dashes. That’s what it sounded like, but it’s hard to read, so I’ve spared you.)

“Last month the statement didn’t get to me because the computer lost part of my address — they sent a copy of the statement. I’m filing right now and I noticed it says on the statement copy that 200 points were cashed in for a coupon. There’s no coupon with the statement copy, so it must have been in the incorrectly addressed statement.”

“Yes I show that a coupon was issued? And may I just say how terribly sorry I am that this happened? And what I can do from this end is I can credit your account for $10?”

“Fine, that sounds great.”

“Okay ma’am that will show up on next month’s statement? And with the $10 credit your total balance is $22.48? And may I help you with anything else today ma’am?”

“No, thank you.”

“Okay ma’am. Thank you for shopping Gap.”

“Good night.”

“Ma’am since you’ve been such a good Gap customer and paid your bills regularly we would like to send you another card for your family? May I just have your family member’s name ma’am?”

“No, it’s just me, sorry.”

“Okay ma’am. And may I help you with anything else today ma’am?”

“No, thank you.”

“Thank you for shopping Gap.”

“Thanks. Good night.”

“The $10 credit will appear on your next month’s statement?”

“Thanks. Goodnight.”

“May I help you with anything else today ma’am?”

“Er, no. Thanks. Good night.”

“Thank you for shopping Gap.”

“Thanks. GOOD NIGHT.”

“Thank you for shopping Gap. Buh-bye!”

“Er, bye.”

So I guess ‘bye’ was the magic word, not ‘good night’, and definitely not ‘thanks.’ I felt a little dizzy when I got off the phone.

Sharks and Dolphins

Thursday July 28, 2005 @ 10:04 AM (UTC)

A report by Elinor Roberts, Mrs. Fiction’s 4th Grade

I was very upset to see ‘dolphins and sharks’ on the list of report topics for ‘things kids get confused,’ and that’s why I chose them for my report. Nobody should confuse dolphins and sharks, Mrs. Fiction.

I read a lot of books for this report, but all of them were wrong, so I will just tell you the truth.

A lot of people think dolphins are aliens, or angels, or something, because they are so smart. But it’s not dolphins that are aliens, it’s sharks!

Sharks came down to Earth a loooooong time ago, like 300 million years. We know this because there are places, like in Montana, where a huge strangely-shaped landing party was buried and preserved so we would know the truth. Sharks don’t make good fossils because their skeletons are made of cartilage, which is deliberate so that we can’t trace their movements over the planet’s history! Anyway, when they came there were all sorts of them, but soon they settled down to ruling our oceans (because oceans are like three quarters of the planet) and chose the shapes they needed. There are Great Whites, which are the bosses, because in evil societies like the Empire the toughest ones are the bosses. There are the mako sharks, which are the messengers because they go very fast. There’s the hammerhead sharks, which are like the KGB, but for sharks. And whale sharks… I’m not sure, but I think if you’re bad the great whites suck out your brain and your big teeth and make you a whale shark, which is the thing sharks are really afraid of because they like eating people.

Anyway, so some people think that dolphins are angels, or can heal people, or something. I found this researching on the internet. These people are silly. Dolphins cannot heal, because they are all about killing! The closest they get to healing things is that they are like the white blood cells of the planet, stalking the virus sharks.

Dolphins kill sharks with their noses, by pummeling them in their secret vulnerable underbellies until they die. All the time that dolphins talk, they are talking about killing sharks. “There was this one time,” a bottlenose might say, “I saw this reef shark swimming by. Now he LOOKS like he’s just minding his own business, but he’s a shark, so I know that’s not true. I woulda gotten my friends, but it was just a reefie, so I knew I could take him.” They talk like that, but with more swearing. Like on NYPD Blue, not that I’ve ever seen that. Dolphins are the cops of the sea. Sometimes they swim beside ships and people think they’re so cute, but they’re really saying “Shark advisory, next 20 miles, landwalking people!” People have a lot of wrong ideas about dolphins. There were some ideas even wronger than the glowy angel healing alien dolphins, but my parents wouldn’t let me read about them.

So that’s the difference between dolphins and sharks. Sharks are evil alien overlords of the deep. Dolphins were developed by the Earth to combat their menace. Sharks are a plague on this planet, and dolphins are the cure! Not that I’ve seen The Matrix. Because I haven’t.

Elinor, usually an excellent student, received a D on this assignment, with a note that if it weren’t for the occasional fact imbedded in her nonsense, it would be an F. Sure that this meant the Carcharian Conspiracy stretched even onto the land and into the heart of her beloved teacher, Elinor worked on expanding her theory.

Mrs. Fiction now teaches 3rd grade.

Dolphins and sharks are still at large.

When I read someone’s sig on RPGnet which contained the quote “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.” attributed to our brave Boy King, I thought I must be missing something. There was some context missing, or extenuating circumstances. However, tonight I noticed a link after the quote, with a date. The link led me to a government website (U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, of all things) and a speech ‘about home ownership’ in which this quote occured, in June of 2002.

It’s odd enough that he spends time talking about ‘The War on Terra’ (hey, that…kind of makes sense!) in a speech on home ownership, but, well, I think it’s odd he spends all his time stumping for his social security agenda rather than running the country, too. I guess I can’t understand the subtle concept that “They [the terrorists] hate the idea that somebody can go buy a home.” (Are they Commies?)

Anyway, I hope I missed a big spout of public outcry over this quote three years ago, but I doubt it. Here it is in context so you can see that I’m not distorting him:

I want to thank the choir for coming, the youngsters for being here. I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace. We want there to be peace. We want people to live in peace all around the world. I mean, our vision for peace extends beyond America. We believe in peace in South Asia. We believe in peace in the Middle East.
-real quote from transcript above

I think we already have the [War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength|text|three slogans], in a country where we give away liberty after liberty to preserve the freedom to…umm, be exploited and lied to by an increasingly powerful government; in a country where real or feigned stupidity comes across as simple, straightforward, manly action to the man in the street. But to the best of my knowledge, this is the only one of them Big Bubba has actually avowed publicly. But at least with the guide he’s given us, we understand where he stands:

We want there to be war. We want people to live in war all around the world. I mean, our vision for war extends beyond America. We believe in war in South Asia. We believe in war in the Middle East.
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