Yet Another Stupid (Nethack) Death (sob)

2006-09-25T15:22:16+00:00

This title (minus the crying) is the traditional title for posts on the nethack newsgroup where a person relates how their Nethack character died in a particularly stupid, funny, or frustrating way.

The problem with Nethack is that one gets very invested in a successful character; after such a character dies, one often cannot play the game for weeks or months. I feel certain that such a Nethackless time is ahead of me. I am in Nethack mourning.

Tinuviel, like most of my Nethack characters in the years since I won the game with a Valkyrie, was a Chaotic Elven Wizard. On about level 3 (the game goes about 50 levels deep, not counting side-branches) I found a wand of wishing with three charges. That was the first inkling I had that this character was going far further than the Gnomish King’s Wine Cellar.

Wish-equipped with silver dragon scale mail, a helm of brilliance, boots of speed and gloves of dexterity, wielding the blessed +2 Magicbane, I continued through the dungeon, and in Sokoban, found another wand of wishing. This character’s luck was insane. Through careful management and the taming of 75% of all dragons encountered, Tinuviel traversed the entire Dungeons of Doom, wrested the Bell of Opening from the Dark One, the Candelabrum of Invocation from Vlad the Impaler, the Book of the Dead from the Wizard of Yendor. Yea, she did descend unto the very depths of Gehennom and seize the Amulet of Yendor from the High Priestess of Moloch. (Needless to say, I have been playing a LOT of Nethack in the last week or so.)

She returned laboriously to the surface and fought her way through the Elemental Planes, losing her remaining pets, Piwacket III, Pete II, and Tazendra IV. With only one amulet of lifesaving left, she fought her way through angels, priests and devils to the first high altar on the Astral Plane. Neutral-aligned, not the Chaotic altar she needed to win the game. Stripped of her mana, killed and reborn for the fourth time, she fought her way to the doorway of the second temple. There stood Famine, and she slew him (once) with the last charge in her wand of death. Stepping forward, she decided to get a carrot out of her bag of holding to cure her blindness. “Y – an uncursed carrot.”

Eat, I typed. “Eat what?” is the traditional response. I typed “Y”, without thinking. When one is standing on a corpse, the response is “There is a [whatever] corpse here. Eat it?” I had just answered ‘yes’ to eating the corpse of one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

“This is instantly fatal. Would you like a list of your possessions?”

I stared, feeling suddenly queasy. How appallingly stupid, on the very threshold of victory. I started to copy paste my inventory, to save a record of my near-miss for posterity. In doing so (using the window menu for the Nethack window) I accidentally closed the window…and apparently it hadn’t saved my score yet. Tinuviel is gone, and not even her score, her ignoble fate, her record of amazing achievements, survives her. It is as if she never existed.

sniffle Maybe I’ll start playing World of Warcraft again for a while.

Update: It gets worse. I HAD another amulet of life saving stuck in a bag of holding. sniffle

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Yet Another Stupid (Nethack) Death (*sob*)

Yet Another Stupid (Nethack) Death (sob)