http://faerye.net/tag/clumsiness 2006-03-31T17:37:37+00:00 Felicity Shoulders http://faerye.net/ http://faerye.net/post/in-which-i-prove-my-clumsiness-again 2006-03-31T17:37:37+00:00 2008-06-08T14:27:52+00:00 <p>Today I disassembled, and with the help of Miss Thursday, moved, a big unwieldy heavy awful desk. I sustained an injury. Did I sustain this injury in taking the thing into bits? In hoisting it to carrying height? In taking it downstairs? In shoving it into a vehicle? In getting it out again and wedging it awkwardly through a door just slightly too small? No, my injury was not so sustained (tho&#8217; if it turns out that I&#8217;ve damaged Miss Thursday by squishing her between a desk and a huge monitor, it did happen during the furniture-moving and I apologize.)</p> <p>I twisted my ankle pretty badly &mdash; worse than I&#8217;ve ever done it before, at least &mdash; <em>by going downstairs too energetically</em>. <span class="caps">I AM THE QUEEN OF THE KLUTZES</span>! <span class="caps">ALL LESSER KLUTZES WILL BOW BEFORE ME</span>!</p>