http://faerye.net/post/you-cant-do-this-to-me-im-the-top-of-the-food-chainComments on "You can't do this to me, I'm the top of the food chain!" - Faerye Net2003-10-29T10:30:28+00:00http://faerye.net/post/you-cant-do-this-to-me-im-the-top-of-the-food-chain#comment-699Re: Always thinking with my stomach...2003-10-29T10:30:28+00:002003-10-29T10:30:28+00:00<p>But MY argument is based on MURPHY’S law, not probability. So there.<br />
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Probably birds work for my bitchy co-worker. Although I found out she has more to be bitchy about than the average small woman due to give birth to twins in 3 weeks. Not that she’d tell me, no, I just get it second-hand as an apology for her behavior. I’m sorry, but if you are too stressed to function as a normal civil human being, stay home.</p>felicityhttp://faerye.net/post/you-cant-do-this-to-me-im-the-top-of-the-food-chain#comment-698Re: Always thinking with my stomach...2003-10-29T09:23:53+00:002003-10-29T09:23:53+00:00<p>Getting hit by bird poo is does not affect your chances of having it happen again soon. Probability doesn’t have memory like that.<br />
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Unless, of course, such events are a carefully managed conspiracy of the avian race.</p>Mithrandirhttp://faerye.net/post/you-cant-do-this-to-me-im-the-top-of-the-food-chain#comment-695Re: Always thinking with my stomach...2003-10-29T09:04:18+00:002003-10-29T09:04:18+00:00<p>Well, I figure as long as I worry about it, it won’t happen - Murphy’s Law and all. I do try to make my misery amusing - it both makes me feel better and makes my whining more socially acceptable :p<br />
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I think I threw the coupon away, but they’re prob’ly still giving them out at the local SB…</p>felicityhttp://faerye.net/post/you-cant-do-this-to-me-im-the-top-of-the-food-chain#comment-694Always thinking with my stomach...2003-10-29T08:29:10+00:002003-10-29T08:29:10+00:00<p>That really sucks. I am sorry. On the bright side, though, your chances of it happening again in the near future are now lower. Also, the way you wrote it was kind of funny. :) <br />
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So is the Starbucks ice cream coupon still usable?</p>sister sledgehttp://faerye.net/post/you-cant-do-this-to-me-im-the-top-of-the-food-chain#comment-692Re: Eww2003-10-28T17:55:23+00:002003-10-28T17:55:23+00:00<p>Oh, what a splendid idea. Excelleeeent…</p>GreyStorkhttp://faerye.net/post/you-cant-do-this-to-me-im-the-top-of-the-food-chain#comment-691Eww2003-10-28T17:19:45+00:002003-10-28T17:19:45+00:00<p>If you feel like retribution, I know where there are lots and lots and lots of caged birds that you could throw poop at…</p>wonko