http://faerye.net/post/the-ashland-suite-ii-on-the-use-of-synthetic-thespians 2004-07-15T05:56:01+00:00 http://faerye.net/post/the-ashland-suite-ii-on-the-use-of-synthetic-thespians#comment-1318 2004-07-15T05:56:01+00:00 2004-07-15T05:56:01+00:00 <p>I know! I&#8217;m so stymied by my moral fibres. Have the laugh down already and everything. And I don&#8217;t even get enough fibres in my diet! Still&#8230; these weren&#8217;t bad ideas, were they?</p> EMeta http://faerye.net/post/the-ashland-suite-ii-on-the-use-of-synthetic-thespians#comment-1317 2004-07-14T16:16:39+00:00 2004-07-14T16:16:39+00:00 <p>You would be an evil genius&#8230;if you were evil.</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/the-ashland-suite-ii-on-the-use-of-synthetic-thespians#comment-1316 2004-07-13T18:53:46+00:00 2004-07-13T18:53:46+00:00 <p>And most importantly, if we do know someone with said control over shakespearean automata, what devious deeds could we do?<br /> <br /> I mean, there&#8217;s the obvious ones, of course: <br /> &#8212;Running Hamlet &#38; thus killing all non-foreigners in a major metropoils, but it sounds too much to me like Arnold would be left running the whole west coast. <br /> &#8212;Kidnapping Jenna Bush and Natalie Moore and replacing them with a lesbian rendition of R&#38;J, but I&#8217;m not sure I want to see the world where Bush &#38; Michael Moore come to terms.<br /> -Plant 3 witch automatons around Rumsfeld, tempting him to even more power and a certain merci killing-you know you can see Connie getting Compulsive&#8212;but I&#8217;m not sure whether Kerry or Edwards were born unusually.<br /> <br /> Sure, these are the obvious ones. But what I wonder is what truly nefarious schemes could be hatched&#8230;<br /> <br /> Anybody wondering if the Greek Olympic security had time to adequately prepare for elopement and Fae Magick?<br /> <br /> Not to beat a dead, fried horse, but do you figure one of Bush daughters cares for him more than others? <br /> <br /> Come on now! Social activism via overextension of &#8220;All the world&#8217;s a stage!&#8221; Ideas?</p> EMeta