http://faerye.net/post/pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl 2004-01-06T22:08:40+00:00 http://faerye.net/post/pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl#comment-878 2004-01-06T22:08:40+00:00 2004-01-06T22:08:40+00:00 <p>Shhhhhh, I&#8217;m trying not to feel the publish-pressure. Damnable wunderkid&#8230;wunderkids? wunderkidschen? How do you make that plural? Greystork?<br /> <br /> And now I&#8217;m distracted and not thinking about having to get published. <strong>fingers in ears</strong></p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl#comment-876 2004-01-06T15:39:47+00:00 2004-01-06T15:39:47+00:00 <p>Imagine how I felt ogling a high school student who was (sensitively, skillfully) playing his violin on the Bainbridge Island ferry, in 2001?! Imagine how I felt nashing my teeth at Zadie Smith who published before she was 21?!</p> sister sledge http://faerye.net/post/pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl#comment-298 2003-07-28T08:38:58+00:00 2003-07-28T08:38:58+00:00 <p>Thank you for making my sleepy, bleary-eyed morning. Trying not to hoot with laughter at work.</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl#comment-297 2003-07-28T07:50:31+00:00 2003-07-28T07:50:31+00:00 <p>It&#8217;s not like she&#8217;s 13 and a witch or anything. Not like you came out of a movie and said, &#8220;Man, Hermione&#8217;s gonna be hot when she grows up!&#8221; I&#8217;m a horrible, horrible, person&#8230; But what can I say, I dig nerdie chicks with magical powers and Hermione is the nerdiest chick with magical powers that I know of. Give her a sword and corset, and at least 6 more years, and you&#8217;ve got me sold on POTC2:The Search For More Money.</p> brunslo http://faerye.net/post/pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl#comment-287 2003-07-22T23:32:25+00:00 2003-07-22T23:32:25+00:00 <p>Tell me about it, dude&#8230; I came back from the movie, looked her up on IMDB to see what else she&#8217;d been in, noted the birthday, and bam- thought to myself: &#8220;Damn! She&#8217;s just one year older than my sister! I was ogling a gal who&#8217;s the same age as my sister! AAGGH!&#8221;</p> bedrick http://faerye.net/post/pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl#comment-286 2003-07-22T21:30:49+00:00 2003-07-22T21:30:49+00:00 <p>And I feel old. So which is worse, dirty or old?<br /> <br /> And c&#8217;mon, it&#8217;s not like she&#8217;s under age of consent. Esp. as she&#8217;s British.</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl#comment-284 2003-07-22T16:46:27+00:00 2003-07-22T16:46:27+00:00 <p>Jesus, she was born in 1985? Now I feel dirty.</p> wonko http://faerye.net/post/pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl#comment-282 2003-07-22T15:26:37+00:00 2003-07-22T15:26:37+00:00 <p>I couldn&#8217;t agree more with your review here. Well said!! HUZZAH!!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 1985? My gods, where have the years gone? That just seems so&#8230;wrong somehow. I&#8217;m an awful old man.</p> actionplant http://faerye.net/post/pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl#comment-281 2003-07-22T12:26:24+00:00 2003-07-22T12:26:24+00:00 <p>Keira Knightley was born in 1985. I have never really felt old before.</p> felicity