Comments on "Lousiest Lunch Break Ever!" - Faerye Net

Re: Update

2003-06-08T21:56:11+00:00

New update: if I’ve remembered everything that was in the makeup bag, we’re looking at exactly $230, with Matt’s aftershave. That may sound like a lot of makeup, but, well, it’s an average of $15 an item, and I’ve been collecting ‘em since high school.

Re: Ack

2003-06-06T15:55:19+00:00

I was with state farm until a month ago. Locally the agents were REALLY nice, but on a corporate level…um…they cancelled me for a legal misunderstanding not related to them from well over a year ago. Really odd. More confusing than maddening. Now I’ve had my insurance cancelled and it was for driving SOMEONE ELSE’S car. How weird is that?

Re: thingy!

2003-06-06T14:49:03+00:00

Tchyeawright, AS IF you could ever be ugly, even if you had two black eyes, a hangover, a head cold, and a sackcloth on! You’re only totally friggin GORGEOUS!!

Re: thingy!

2003-06-06T14:38:37+00:00

Welcome, sisser! Glad to have you stuck in my net.

No, my CDs were up in the office for me, so that Mozart could improve my survey-entering schpeed (he does).

And the insurance people cannot replace my makeup, because our deductible on personal property is too high. So I am Sad, and will probably be Ugly.

Assuming it’s not somewhere at home. wistful

thingy!

2003-06-06T14:24:26+00:00

today is my first day at faerye.net. AND I COULDN’T BE MORE PLEASED!! The material from your student surveys is FRIGGIN HIFRIGGINLARIOUS!! I was in stitches—STITCHES I tell you!

they didn’t take the cd wallet full of cd’s that was on your back seat when i visited two weeks ago, did they? look at it this way: someone who buys oddments from drug addicts now smells really, really good. and: they broke a relatively cheap window. right?

back to my previous topic: the people who comment on this website (excluding self) are witty and funtacular!

Re: Update

2003-06-06T14:20:29+00:00

Erm. that toadally sucks. but on the bright side, it facilitates future shopping. and it’s good to have a shopping justification.

Update

2003-06-06T08:20:48+00:00

I guess my book-bag was disturbed—it looks like my makeup went the way of the post-shave healer. That’s a minimum of $120 of makeup, probably more. Wrath. Slight shame at own vanity, but mostly wrath.

Re: Ack

2003-06-05T23:49:39+00:00

I asked State Farm to insure me once. They looked at my DMV record, then called me back and said, “Um, no.”

Re: Ack

2003-06-05T23:11:13+00:00

In my experience, State Farm has shown itself to be just about the coolest insurance company on earth, especially when it comes to car stuff.

Re: Ack

2003-06-05T18:32:34+00:00

Well, at least State Farm is cool about it. Apparently our deductable for this sort of thing is $0, and they’re going to send someone to repair our glass while it’s parked at my office. Now I just hope our premiums don’t go up.

Ack

2003-06-05T17:19:01+00:00

Um. Wow. That sucks. A lot.

Here’s the plan: next time you drive the car to work, you leave another bottle of aftershave on the back seat. Unbeknownst to the aftershave bandit, you will have secretly replaced the aftershave in this bottle with dyed sulphuric acid. Aforementioned bandit breaks window, swipes bottle, splashes H₂SO₄ on face, and your aftershave bandit problems go away forever.