http://faerye.net/post/let-sleeping-wives-lie 2003-11-18T11:59:40+00:00 http://faerye.net/post/let-sleeping-wives-lie#comment-751 2003-11-18T11:59:40+00:00 2003-11-18T11:59:40+00:00 <p>Hey now! I need my brain cells! Don&#8217;t go shaking them about!</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/let-sleeping-wives-lie#comment-750 2003-11-18T11:41:33+00:00 2003-11-18T11:41:33+00:00 <p>Perhaps head-joggling is an effective means of waking my wife. As has been mentioned here before, waking my wife is something like pulling teeth from the mouth of an unrestrained leopard, with chopsticks.</p> Mithrandir