http://faerye.net/post/holiday-creep 2003-11-26T17:52:59+00:00 http://faerye.net/post/holiday-creep#comment-776 2003-11-26T17:52:59+00:00 2003-11-26T17:52:59+00:00 <p>Frank yew for contributing!<br /> <br /> I guess my sense of humor was leaning to the cynical side :p</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/holiday-creep#comment-775 2003-11-26T13:58:00+00:00 2003-11-26T13:58:00+00:00 <p>frigging hilarious. Happy Franksgiving to you!</p> sister sledge http://faerye.net/post/holiday-creep#comment-774 2003-11-26T13:51:46+00:00 2003-11-26T13:51:46+00:00 <p>5. <b>The Advance Buyer</b> Someone who realizes they could buy a tree <i>now</i> and save time and money later when everyone is buying them.<br /> <br /> 6. <b>The Impulse Buyer</b> Someone who sees the trees while shopping for groceries and decides to buy one, thus saving a trip later.<br /> <br /> 7. <b>The Anti-Scrooge</b> Someone who would celebrate Christmas all year if they could, and who views an extra two days of Christmas tree possession as a wonderful way to get a head start on the magic of Christmas.<br /> <br /> 8. <b>Tim Burton</b></p> wonko