Comments on "Episode III: Revenge of G.R.O.S.S." - Faerye Net

Re: If there's anything I've learned from uncle George

2005-06-10T12:19:52+00:00

By the way, Darth Snarky suits you, and welcome to my site :D

Re: If there's anything I've learned from uncle George

2005-06-10T12:18:23+00:00

Ha! Well, people used to call me Darth Kiki, but I actually decided only recently (on those same RPGnet fora) that my Sith name is Darth Livia.

Thank you for aiding in my conversion to the Snarky Side :)

Sincerely,
Darth Livia

If there's anything I've learned from uncle George

2005-06-10T11:28:25+00:00

Is that women can’t be Jedi unless they’re mute. (I can feel it). And even the mute ones don’t get light sabers (growing within you..), which is fine because they’re really not nearly as cool as flying, spinning, screaming hairy green muppets (your anger swells…). This definitely means that really a y chromosome is a necessary prerequisite to mastering the light side aspects of midichlorines….
So, in reaction to this fundamental fact, you can either fume, or do something about it (take it and strike me down…). Me, I’ve turned, I’ve turned others, and we’ve all changed our names because of it. So, will you join me on the side that allows women to wield a light saber, or two, or four (assuming the appropriate amount of arms). And, if so, please name yourself,
Sincerely,
Darth Snarky