http://faerye.net/post/christmas-elves-or-something 2003-12-25T15:53:37+00:00 http://faerye.net/post/christmas-elves-or-something#comment-865 2003-12-25T15:53:37+00:00 2003-12-25T15:53:37+00:00 <p>Hi Felicity. Merry blue mud pagan holiday of doom. I meant to call you today, but I found that your number had departed my storage devices. Then I tried to email you, but it kept bouncing (Case&#8217;s mail servers have been funny.) So this is my last attempt to give you a very merry Christmas. I hope all is well.<br /> <br /> Michael</p> Rock Star http://faerye.net/post/christmas-elves-or-something#comment-864 2003-12-25T00:36:44+00:00 2003-12-25T00:36:44+00:00 <p>Well, as the conclusions were boring in the extreme&#8230;<br /> <br /> A. One (1) bottle of Chilean wine, from the Division Head.<br /> B. One (1) glittery lavendar photo frame from one of my P.I.s via her daughter.<br /> C. One (1) box of totally delicious chocolate truffles handmade by monks in darkest Oregon, from one of my other P.I.s. And no, you can&#8217;t have any. MWA HA HA HA!</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/christmas-elves-or-something#comment-863 2003-12-23T18:51:11+00:00 2003-12-23T18:51:11+00:00 <p>Yes? And?<br /> <br /> You&#8217;ve created two distinctly mysterious plot threads and have failed to resolve either of them! Who were the presents from? Where was everyone? Who do you think you are, Neal Stephenson?</p> wonko