http://faerye.net/post/celebrity-marriage-in-trouble-public-indifferent 2005-03-05T17:06:59+00:00 http://faerye.net/post/celebrity-marriage-in-trouble-public-indifferent#comment-1645 2005-03-05T17:06:59+00:00 2005-03-05T17:06:59+00:00 <p>Of course not. My Asia is still a carefully guarded secret experiment. If Igor were a better-trained minion, you would never have heard of it! Of course, my hordes of Confidentiality Ninja ARE well-trained, so I think, MR. EMeta, that we will never again hear of YOU!</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/celebrity-marriage-in-trouble-public-indifferent#comment-1644 2005-03-02T22:57:44+00:00 2005-03-02T22:57:44+00:00 <p>Hey! Leave My Asia out of this! You wouldn&#8217;t want me to start talking about Your Asia, would you?</p> EMeta http://faerye.net/post/celebrity-marriage-in-trouble-public-indifferent#comment-1641 2005-03-02T08:12:22+00:00 2005-03-02T08:12:22+00:00 <p>Oh, well, in that case. It&#8217;s traditional for you ungrateful Yanks to collude with Frenchies to the ruin of your Mother Empire.<br /> <br /> Wait, wrong time period. Heretic! We have always been at war with Eurasia!</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/celebrity-marriage-in-trouble-public-indifferent#comment-1639 2005-03-01T19:30:52+00:00 2005-03-01T19:30:52+00:00 <p>Yes&#8230; You force me to admit it. I have been sympathizing with&#8230; THE FRENCH. <br /> <br /> Well, other than regards to their stupid language policies (trying to keep their language some arbitrary level of pure, insulting Google [long live Google] for their vast digital library process that hasn&#8217;t enough French books yet), other than those, the French are pretty cool. I mean, when politicians there say, let&#8217;s increase the work week past 35 hours such that we can be more of a global economic leader, the people are like, no dude, there&#8217;s more to life than economics. Thank god someone is saying stuff like that. I mean, really.</p> EMeta http://faerye.net/post/celebrity-marriage-in-trouble-public-indifferent#comment-1637 2005-03-01T15:46:48+00:00 2005-03-01T15:46:48+00:00 <p>Wait&#8230;are you saying you AREN&#8217;T waiting with baited breath for another celebrity breakup to paw over?<br /> <br /> <b>UNAMERICAN!</b></p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/celebrity-marriage-in-trouble-public-indifferent#comment-1636 2005-03-01T15:46:03+00:00 2005-03-01T15:46:03+00:00 <p>It&#8217;s good to be appreciated&#8230;and also good not to cause my friends to smell bad, so I guess I win all around.</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/celebrity-marriage-in-trouble-public-indifferent#comment-1635 2005-03-01T15:15:36+00:00 2005-03-01T15:15:36+00:00 <p>I think Mr. David Craig Simpson responded to this post better than I could have.<br /> <br /> http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2005/om20050118.html</p> EMeta http://faerye.net/post/celebrity-marriage-in-trouble-public-indifferent#comment-1634 2005-03-01T15:15:14+00:00 2005-03-01T15:15:14+00:00 <p>I&#8217;d have peed in my pants if I hadn&#8217;t laughed so hard that I forgot how.</p> wonko