http://faerye.net/post/adventures-in-home-ownership 2003-11-22T19:28:19+00:00 http://faerye.net/post/adventures-in-home-ownership#comment-765 2003-11-22T19:28:19+00:00 2003-11-22T19:28:19+00:00 <p>Perhaps you might find inspiration in <i>Memento</i>? You could tattoo the word <b>GOT</b> on your left thigh and the word <b>PAPER?</b> on your right one, and given the present fashion in men&#8217;s summer apparel, you wouldn&#8217;t even have to worry about prying looks and embarrassing questions from your fellow beach goers. That&#8217;s it! There&#8217;s your solution!</p> GreyStork http://faerye.net/post/adventures-in-home-ownership#comment-764 2003-11-21T17:26:28+00:00 2003-11-21T17:26:28+00:00 <p>When I was kid, I had a string of bad luck with overflowing toilets. As a result, I adopted the habit of locating and testing the water valve in every bathroom I entered before using the toilet. It&#8217;s a habit that has served me well.<br /> <br /> Sadly, I still haven&#8217;t mastered the art of checking for the existence of toilet paper before pooping. Perhaps in time&#8230;</p> wonko