http://faerye.net/tag/conservation+organizationPosts tagged with "conservation organization" - Faerye Net2008-06-16T10:31:11+00:00Felicity Shouldershttp://faerye.net/http://faerye.net/post/does-this-really-work-on-anyoneDoes this really work on anyone?2008-06-16T10:31:11+00:002008-06-16T10:31:11+00:00<p>Since I’ve been a member of the <a href="http://wwf.org/">World Wildlife Fund</a> since age 14, my name has gotten on the lists of many conservation organizations. So much so, in fact, that I no longer need to buy return address labels or jot pads. Ever.</p>
<p>Regardless of the superfluity of these items that I have accumulated, I save them and I am vaguely pleased by their appearance in my mailbox; it isn’t just another thing to recycle. I’m not sure the address labels will have any effect on which organization I add to my giving when my ship comes in, but I have a vague goodwill as a result of them. So they sort of work.</p>
<p>You know what doesn’t work? Putting a celebrity’s name on the return address label. This week I got yet another letter from Leonardo DiCaprio touting some conservation org. He’s the biggest offender, but I’m not excited by getting mail from Paul Newman, either (sorry, sister sledge). In fact, in all my years, I remember being excited by this tactic precisely once: when I was eleven. “Mommy, Mommy, Bill Clinton wrote to you!” She smiled indulgently and I learned about boring form letters with star-power return addresses.</p>
<p>Does this work on anyone? Is there some sliver of the population so DiCaprio-loving that they will do whatever he broadcasts? Because by sending them to me, they are only moving paper from ‘new’ to ‘postconsumer’. And there are never, ever, free address labels in a star-power begging letter.</p>