Posts tagged with "batman" - Faerye Net 2008-07-25T08:03:00+00:00 Felicity Shoulders The Dark Knight reviewed 2008-07-25T08:03:00+00:00 2008-07-25T11:49:13+00:00 <p>I love Batman. And so, evidently, does Christopher Nolan. We even seem to love the same Batman &#8211; dark, driven, not played for laughs. The kind of Batman that makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up, with awe if not with fear. That&#8217;s what I meant a few years ago when I said <a href="" taget="links">&#8220;They made a Batman movie with Batman in it.&#8221;</a> THE Batman. The real one.</p> <p>Well, they did it again. <em>Dark Knight</em> was complex, well-written, and well-acted. As <a href="">Ryan</a> pointed out to me, it also had blessedly little <span class="caps">CGI</span>. Since we recently offended our eyes and brains by inflicting <em>Spider-Man 3</em> on them, this is particularly pleasant to note. It also lacked the one horrible jarring note that made rewatching <a href=""><em>Batman Begins</em></a> an alloyed joy: no Katie Holmes.</p> <p>I was somewhat concerned that the Joker in the previews would not seem like the &#8216;real&#8217; Joker. My fears were unfounded. Pared down, certainly, but the real, menacing core was there, vivid and compelling. The Joker is quicksilver, self-defining and self-redefining, striving for a moral victory as terrifying and shifting as himself.</p> <p>There were some pleasant surprises in plot and characterization, which I won&#8217;t get into as I enjoyed the way even the broad strokes of the subplots were left intact by the trailers I saw before going. Suffice it to say they involved some of my favorite things and people in Gotham (but not Harley Quinn, <a href=""> heart-stopping rumors</a> notwithstanding.) There were some honest frights and some moments of sheer, awed joy. The quick-cut action scenes did not interfere with my enjoyment overmuch. The music was, well, exactly the same as last time and exactly the same throughout. More of a missed opportunity than a regret.</p> <p>This movie maintained and deepened the moral tone of the first. It was important not only that Batman save X, Y or the city of G, but that he make the right choices, understand the complex choices before him. That richness goes far towards explaining why I say that these movies feature the real Batman. My favorite major superhero, in the best superhero movies ever. Sometimes they get it right.</p> On movie rumors and girlish dreams 2006-01-13T20:58:09+00:00 2008-06-08T15:40:01+00:00 <p>Wonko, <a href="" target="links">human information sieve</a>, informs me that the next Batman movie, directed by the chappy behind <em>Batman Begins,</em> &#8220;may very well star Johnny Depp as the Joker and Rachel Weisz as Harley Quinn&#8221;. And you see, this is the trouble with movie rumors. Because right now, my little Harley-lovin&#8217;, Gotham Girl heart is full of gladness and a wee artificial springtime. And at any moment, the studio could put Joel Schumacher back, write Harley out, make Johnny Depp play the Mad Hatter as secondary villain, and have the main villain be a giant robotic spider (because, as you know, spiders are the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom.) Sometimes I wish I didn&#8217;t love movies &mdash; because you never know when they&#8217;re going to love you back.</p> Whaddaya know. 2005-06-17T23:18:48+00:00 2008-07-24T22:52:06+00:00 <p>They made a Batman movie with Batman in it.</p><p>Really. <span class="caps">BATMAN</span>.</p> Batman: The Killing Joke 2003-10-30T16:00:33+00:00 2008-07-25T14:18:15+00:00 <p><img src="img/articles/killingjoke.jpg" alt="Book cover" title="Batman: The Killing Joke" class="imageRight" /></p> <p>Yesterday I gave this trade paperback a second read, and I can&#8217;t say it changed my first impressions. As a Bat-fan, I picked up the book because it contains an important moment in Bat history, central to the story of a character I care about. <em>Batman: The Killing Joke</em> is the storyline in which the Joker paralyzed Barbara Gordon, former Batgirl&#8212;a constraint that eventually led to her becoming &uuml;berdecker to the hero world, Oracle.</p> <p>I&#8217;ve bought some fairly cheesy trade paperbacks in the name of Bat history lessons&#8212;<em>Batman: A Lonely Place of Dying</em>, for example, is the story of how Tim Drake becomes Robin, and it&#8217;s dripping with cheese and earnestness. I can cope with cheese (see my enjoyment of <a href="" target="links">70&#8217;s X-Men</a>) but there&#8217;s something about <em>The Killing Joke</em> that really rubs me the wrong way. It was written by Alan Moore, one of the two &#8220;dark&#8221; writers of the 80&#8217;s, who shocked the comics world out of its idyllic 70&#8217;s fluff and into grittiness. The other was Frank Miller. And while it&#8217;s obvious that Frank Miller has dark thoughts and muses far too much on sex with Wonder Woman, it&#8217;s equally obvious that Frank Miller loves superhero comics. Alan Moore, I have read and I now believe, hates superhero comics.</p> <p>The plot of <em>The Killing Joke</em> goes a little something like this: (don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m not spoiling anything good) Batman goes to Arkham to talk to Joker about stopping the eternal struggle that will eventually kill one or both of them. Joker has busted out, leaving some guy (they never explain who) in white makeup and a green wig in his cell. Joker buys an abandoned amusement park. Joker shoots Babs in the spine and has his lackeys carry off her father. Joker undresses Babs and takes pictures of her writhing in her own blood. Joker puts Gordon through a funhouse ride of horror, with huge flat-screen displays showing psychadelic nonsense; his own face as he harangues Gordon with very facile logic about how he, Gordon, ought to go insane; and pictures of Gordon&#8217;s daughter naked and writhing in her own blood. Batman easily figures out where Joker and Gordon are. Gordon is not insane, just very sad, and determined that he and Batman should &#8220;show Joker our way works&#8221;&#8212;&#8220;bring him in by the book.&#8221; Batman pursues Joker through the funhouse (yawn). Batman catches the Joker. Batman tries to convince the Joker that he can help him if he wants to be helped. Joker tells Batman a mediocre joke and they laugh together.</p> <p>Are you bored yet? The only thing that enlivens the very twistless story is the counterpoint of a possible creation story for the Joker, where he&#8217;s a loser stand-up artist who can&#8217;t get a gig, tries one night of crime to support his pregnant wife, etc. The creation story is a little more interesting than the rest of it, but it&#8217;s a little more set in stone, a little more definitive, then I&#8217;ve ever seen DC let anyone do for a Joker story. He&#8217;s <span class="caps">SUPPOSED</span> to be mysterious&#8212;an image of the madness that can be birthed without reason from man. Except for &#8220;he fell in a chemical vat&#8221;, there is no bottom line on this man.</p> <p>The story lacks emotional punch where it needs it &#8211; the crippling of a major ongoing character, for chrissakes; Gordon finding the resolve not to snap in the face of this <strong>coughstupidcough</strong> sophisticated psychological torture &#8211; and, in fact, seems emotionally illogical. Gordon doesn&#8217;t ask Batman whether Babs is <span class="caps">ALIVE</span> when he&#8217;s rescued. The fiercely protective Batman, after never laughing at a single thing the Joker has ever said (I mean, that&#8217;s part of why Mr. J hates him!), laughs at a mediocre joke he tells after <em>nearly killing Batgirl</em>. Are these human beings? No, they aren&#8217;t. They&#8217;re mouthpieces for Moore&#8217;s shallow conceits &#8211; one bad day makes people insane, in different ways, and the world is so awful you just have to laugh &#8211; and the only thing they show any commitment to is debating those overblown theories.</p> <p>On top of that, the story makes no <span class="caps">LOGICAL</span> sense, something I am more than happy to overlook in a comic book, provided something else &#8211; emotional punch or comedic value &#8211; fills the void. Who was the guy in the Joker suit in Arkham? Where did the Joker get the money to buy the amusement park, or, for that matter, to outfit it with vast flat-screen displays and deadly traps within a few days? Where did the Joker find so many sideshow freaks who like to hurt people? And finally, when did bondage midget minions (who lead a naked Gordon around by a leash) become part of Joker&#8217;s schtick? Joker is, Jack Nicholson aside, an asexual villain (please see Harley Quinn&#8217;s sexual frustration for details.) Stripping Babs for the pictures, while probably a humiliation for the character, is Alan Moore saying, &#8220;Ooh, I&#8217;m so <span class="caps">BAD</span>!&#8221; <span class="caps">NOT</span> anything the Joker would do.</p> <p>In short, I <em>do</em> believe Alan Moore hates superhero comics. And as Lana said on <em>Smallville</em> yesterday, &#8220;If you hate your job so much, why don&#8217;t you just quit?&#8221;</p> <p><b>Bottom line:</b><br /> Pretentiously &#8220;meaningful&#8221; and pretentiously dark, not to mention painfully 80&#8217;s. Characterization shallow and perfunctory, story trite and unexciting. Pictures okay&#8212;a few very good Joker portraits.<b> 2 out of 10</b>