http://faerye.net/post/things-that-go-bump-in-the-night 2004-04-15T15:20:38+00:00 http://faerye.net/post/things-that-go-bump-in-the-night#comment-1154 2004-04-15T15:20:38+00:00 2004-04-15T15:20:38+00:00 <p>Once I sleep, certainly. When I am on the way to sleep, or roused by those necessities which address themselves to beings made of water, not so much.<br /> <br /> Yes, I do earnestly desire such a machine, especially after noting how efficaciously it sped me to sleep when I stayed at your place.</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/things-that-go-bump-in-the-night#comment-1153 2004-04-15T13:08:48+00:00 2004-04-15T13:08:48+00:00 <p>White<br /> Noise <br /> Machine<br /> <br /> I know it won&#8217;t help with the squirrels, but it will cancel out some of the other noises. What happened to you, you used to be able to sleep through anything!?</p> sister sledge http://faerye.net/post/things-that-go-bump-in-the-night#comment-1149 2004-04-13T16:40:29+00:00 2004-04-13T16:40:29+00:00 <p>I reckon Matt might fear for his life if you had quick and easy access to a bedside scimitar. We&#8217;ve heard the tales of your <a href="http://www.faerye.net/content.php?id=30">violent tendencies toward alarm clocks</a>. A careless swipe of your scimitar at the alarm clock on Matt&#8217;s side of the bed might very well result in a beheading (or at least a benosing).</p> wonko