http://faerye.net/post/lucaaaaaaas 2007-07-29T22:03:22+00:00 http://faerye.net/post/lucaaaaaaas#comment-2133 2007-07-29T22:03:22+00:00 2007-07-29T22:03:22+00:00 <p>Yes. In the original, Han shot Greedo under the table before Greedo could shoot him, thus proving himself a canny badass. But apparently Lucas decided that shooting an armed and dangerous alien at the RIGHT time was too MEAN for a main character, so in the rereleases, Greedo and Han shoot at the same time. <br /> <br /> Hence many shirts from many sources reading, &#8220;HAN SHOT FIRST.&#8221; Because he did, and he&#8217;s a canny badass, WORLD WITHOUT END.</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/lucaaaaaaas#comment-2130 2007-07-29T13:55:55+00:00 2007-07-29T13:55:55+00:00 <p>Did he change the scene in the new version? I thought he just added some cheesy CGI scenery and extra fireworks when the Death Stars blow up? <br /> <br /> I liked the old version. I think aliens stole his brain in 1996.</p> sister sledge http://faerye.net/post/lucaaaaaaas#comment-2124 2007-07-25T06:08:53+00:00 2007-07-25T06:08:53+00:00 <p>This could be perfectly understandable, if only the director who should not be named had a demonstrated sense of irony or subtlety. That&#8217;s the part that makes me hurt. Well, that and the lying to my kids about the number of Star Wars movies. We&#8217;re not even going to lie about Santa!</p> EMeta