Comments on "If I were a supervillain..." - Faerye Net 2005-06-10T22:17:45+00:00 Re: I would be the shortest lived supervillain.... 2005-06-10T22:17:45+00:00 2005-06-10T22:17:45+00:00 <p>What if there were a totally ridiculous plot-protected hero who made Plot Devices? Like Mr. Fantastic? Cuz really, he would reverse your repulsors and eliminate your electric field. And maybe turn your light saber a different color. Because we all know technology is MAGIC.<br /> <br /> But yes, I do believe you. For you are the Kug, and the Kug is many mighty villains.</p> felicity I would be the shortest lived supervillain.... 2005-05-28T18:53:49+00:00 2005-05-28T18:53:49+00:00 <p>I would last about 25 issues of a standard comic book. Because after I had killed all the heroes, and the villains who opposed me, I would be alone at the helm of the world. You see, I have read comics and watched movies my entire life, and I know what to do to get rid of heroes. You would not ever catch me monolouging or saying something like, &#8220;bring them to me alive,&#8221; or worse &#8220;shooting is too good for my enemy.&#8221; I may keep one mad quotable crazy around for fun, but if she were to get in the way, I&#8217;d drop her into the Rancor pit. So I figure it would only take me about 2 years of comic book time to conquer the earth. And I would wear a totally awesome metal suit with repulsors and an electric field, and which gave me the strength of hundreds of men, and I would have lots and lots of robots. And a lightsaber. A red one&#8230;.</p> EAKugler