http://faerye.net/post/hello-mr-yukkamoto-and-welcome-back-to-the-gap 2006-11-29T19:28:48+00:00 http://faerye.net/post/hello-mr-yukkamoto-and-welcome-back-to-the-gap#comment-2058 2006-11-29T19:28:48+00:00 2006-11-29T19:28:48+00:00 <p>Wow, I thought I was just imparting useful clothing wisdom. Who knew such comedy would ensue?</p> grizelda http://faerye.net/post/hello-mr-yukkamoto-and-welcome-back-to-the-gap#comment-2057 2006-11-29T19:10:58+00:00 2006-11-29T19:10:58+00:00 <p>You&#8217;d better tell more than Wonko before you go shopping for real maternity clothes!</p> <p>In fact, to that end, I hereby enact the following addendum to my Survival of Progeny Law (which states, nonnegotiably, that I have the uncontestable right to predecease any and all of my progeny):</p> <p>Ruth&#8217;s Procreation of Progeny Law: I require notification of any procreation of my progeny at least as early as any such notification of the mothers of those with whom they procreate. In addition, such notification must predate any notification of non-parental relatives, family members, friends, acquaintances, enemies, or strangers. (Medical personnel involved in the verification of procreation are exempt.)</p> LadyLong http://faerye.net/post/hello-mr-yukkamoto-and-welcome-back-to-the-gap#comment-2056 2006-11-28T12:18:25+00:00 2006-11-28T12:18:25+00:00 <p>As sister sledge said, &#8220;He thought you&#8217;d buy maternity clothes before telling him you were pregnant? What&#8217;s he smoking?&#8221;</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/hello-mr-yukkamoto-and-welcome-back-to-the-gap#comment-2055 2006-11-27T23:06:32+00:00 2006-11-27T23:06:32+00:00 <p>...compared to what went through my head when I found the tags from your new maternity clothes sitting around and nearly had a heart attack. Give me some warning next time. Yeesh.</p> wonko