http://faerye.net/post/fashion-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder 2006-03-11T17:36:50+00:00 http://faerye.net/post/fashion-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder#comment-1948 2006-03-11T17:36:50+00:00 2006-03-11T17:36:50+00:00 <p>Hmm. That would be a new direction for Hollywood women. Usually they become <a href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/11/madamism.html">puppets</a>.</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/fashion-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder#comment-1945 2006-03-09T14:56:24+00:00 2006-03-09T14:56:24+00:00 <p>Is it just me or is Jennifer Aniston starting to look like The Joker?</p> dr512 http://faerye.net/post/fashion-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder#comment-1944 2006-03-09T14:14:18+00:00 2006-03-09T14:14:18+00:00 <p>Yes. I thought the barely-suppressed glee Clooney sported with his custom Armani was the best accessory a man can wear to the Oscars, but, all the same, he was wearing a tux to a tux event. YAY HIM.<br /> <br /> I would rather see Uma washed out than wearing a gigantic silk tea towel or something. It was a muuuuch beter choice than we&#8217;ve seen in a while.<br /> <br /> Yes, I saw the fugging (after I posted, you&#8217;ll note) and was quite pleased. The fug girls are occasionally over-harsh, but they aren&#8217;t obsequious yes-girls.<br /> <br /> Fine, Keira Knightly is a hamadryad. :P She beat all the non-Salma competition, and that is the point.</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/fashion-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder#comment-1943 2006-03-09T08:37:45+00:00 2006-03-09T08:37:45+00:00 <p>So far, three of us agree on Salma Hayek. She was best-dressed at the Oscars by a long-shot. <br /> <br /> I&#8217;ve read press that George Clooney was best-dressed there. This confuses me. I think men should be in a separate category. Men wear pants, usually suits, to the Oscars. So there are good suits and bad suits, but suits are suits. They are fundamentally boring and can&#8217;t compete with dresses, which have 1800 more options, colors, etc. Nevertheless, George Clooney is sexy, and he looked fabulous. And men look good in suits. <br /> <br /> Uma&#8217;s hair was fabulous, but that color washed her out. <br /> <br /> Gofugyourself.com fugged Aniston (it was a gentle fugging, but a fugging nonetheless.)<br /> <br /> There is no way that Keira Knightley is a mortal. As an Oscar &#8220;campaign ad&#8221; pointed out&#8212;the cheekbones! The cheekbones! And I would add: the hipbones!</p> sister sledge http://faerye.net/post/fashion-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder#comment-1942 2006-03-07T14:44:19+00:00 2006-03-07T14:44:19+00:00 <p>There, I have clarified within the text of the article :P</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/fashion-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder#comment-1941 2006-03-07T14:42:25+00:00 2006-03-07T14:42:25+00:00 <p>1. I don&#8217;t really let Salma compete in that portion of the competition. It would be unfair to the mortals. I must admit, I&#8217;ve probably spent more time looking at her picture than at any other picture from the whole event. I could go on and on about that dress.<br /> <br /> &#8216;B&#8217;. I hear the reason they went together is some upcoming movie they&#8217;re promoting&#8230;so he&#8217;s probably getting paid a million for every tooth he shows.</p> felicity http://faerye.net/post/fashion-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder#comment-1940 2006-03-07T13:12:29+00:00 2006-03-07T13:12:29+00:00 <p>1. Salma was best-dressed. Ever. In the history of people wearing clothes. End of story. Yowza. I&#8217;ll be in my bunk.<br /> <br /> B. Holy crap, you found a picture of Keanu SMILING? That&#8217;s&#8230;incredible.</p> wonko